SEE?!... I STILL FIT INTO MY 10 YEAR OLD CLOTHING.

You have got to be kidding me. Is everybody in this country out of their god damn minds??

I mean this article scares the piss out of me.


I've said this before, I like OBAMA. And while we'll never know, I find it really hard to imagine HILLARY allowing any of this tom-foolery. She's just to fierce to roll over and take it.

So we were in New York this weekend. We flew VIRGIN AMERICA which I loved cuz their entertainment options and amenities were legion! There was so much to do on that plane that the 6 hour flight just flew on by... Literally... I caught up on a couple movies I'd been wanting to see and I spent the rest of the time watching all of THE HILLS premiere hooplah specials!! I am so living for this season!! I can't wait for it all to throw down!! I caught it right when AUDRINA started confessing to JUSTIN BOBBY that her and LAUREN were drifting apart. I cannot cannot cannot believe that STEPHANIE flat out made a reference to her “drug problem”!! LOLOLOL!!! That news broke when she first started appearing on the show but it’s never been addressed til now!

Oh and SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR was on our flight, a couple rows in front of us, but I'll get to that later...

We took our friend PERRY (who’s director of programming for MTV.COM) out to dinner at KATSUYA on Thursday and he gave us a few leaks about what to expect on the show so needless to say we were super excited to finally catch it all on the flight back!

As we started our approach into LA, I was able to catch the last little bit of the VMA's. I had been been intensely anticipating KANYE's final performance and I have to say I'm not really feelin' his new songs. I defend my boy KANYE to bitches right and left all the time but this new stuff is just kinda basic. I did have the crazy experience of being able to fly pretty close to the PARAMOUNT studio lot as the show was wrapping up and it was kinda surreal cuz I happened to notice this huge explosion of light coming out of HOLLYWOOD. I was worried that something terrible had happened but 30 seconds later KANYE's performance ended on my seat back TV with a huge explosion of white light! Isn't technology amazing?!? 

You know, I was going to go into detail about the whole night but I think my blogging-buddy COURTNEY LOVE did a much better job. LOLOL. I will say that I loved RUSSELL BRAND as the host. I was super-stoked when I had heard that he'd been tapped to host and his genius rant against MCCAIN was welcome indeed! All of that hullabaloo about promise rings was re-donk-ulous. I'm so over THE JONAS BROTHERS and I want to stop hearing about them. CHRISTINA totally ripped off LADY GAGA, but her new song's hot so I forgive her.


Some of my other "twitter" observations included: I fucking hate the JONAS BROTHERS. Give me a break! Blech! LAUREN looked soo cute on the red carpet! Ugh. TOKIO HOTEL. Who cares? Oh but they have funny accents. That’s catchy! I am beside myself seeing BRITNEY and PARIS on the screen together! Amaaazing! They sure are playing a lot of M.I.A. this year. Love that! Ugh I totally could’ve gone without this KID ROCK performance. Yuck. Are people out there still really that into him? 

Before I move on, I do have to mention the elephant in the room. There's been plenty written about how rigged the whole night was and all's I'm gonna say can be wrapped up with this article and this picture. 


Oh and maybe I shouldn't be soo hard on the JONAS BROTHERS. I mean, it was JORDIN SPARKS who stirred up the pot (and rightly so, I still got mad love for her). Anyway, I guess now after learning this it kinda makes me empathize a little more with them knowing they have a sense of humor. I still don't get them or like their music though! And I do still love watching whenever CHELSEA LATELY bashes them!

Speaking of CHELSEA...  Did y'all catch her on THE VIEW last Friday?? Wow, that would be a welcome replacement to ELIZABITCH. She looked much better in that chair than HASSELBECK does anyway.

Did anybody catch ENTOURAGE's return last night? It feels like they were plugging the hell out of it almost as an attempt to make up for what some think was a slump season. For example, here's the view from my office.


That's pretty perfect!


Oh so I'm not sure if I'm going to watch MY NAME IS EARL anymore. I've known for some time that JASON LEE was dabbling in the soul-sucking religion of SCIENTOLOGY but I didn't realize the show's source and fountain of inspiration was also a soul-sucker! I've stuck with this show a good 3 years now and I have to say, I kind of agree with ALEC BALDWIN here. TEAM 30 ROCK all the way!! I'm not sure if JAIME PRESSLEY's presence is enough anymore to keep me with it.

So "they" have finally compiled a list of the 100 gayest albums.


J'amazing! J'mon!!

Oh I just remembered I was supposed to dish about SMG on our flight back from NEW YORK

So I now have A TWITTER PAGE!! I love it!! I can store all my random thoughts and going's on there!! CLICK HERE to check it out!! Start one up too! I'd love to follow y'all too!!

Oh I just remembered I was supposed to dish about SMG on our flight back from NEW YORK but I gotta run!! We have to get downtown to attend the season 1 DVD release party for DIRTY SEXY MONEY!! Our girl CANDIS will be there so it's going to be hot!! Basically she was a cunty bitch and that really is all...