MY DOOR IS ALWAYS WELCOME TO YOU!

Ohhh... How I *love* me some BRODY JENNER.. and reading promo articles like this regarding his much-anticipated soft-core gay porn-fest BROMANCE just makes me that much more excited for this show to premiere.

Get ready for all the homoerotic hotness to come your way DECEMBER 29, bitches!


Oh god... Will ELIZABITCH and SHERRI ever learn how offensive and hurtful their rhetoric is?

This morning, the ladies of THE VIEW got heated over Obama's selection of Rick Warren for his inauguration, with Sherri and Elisabitch speaking out in Warren's defense and Joy Behar (of course... Love her!) against it. Elisabitch said "I think he's a great choice," and commended Obama for his pick of invocation deliverer. Behar responded, "It's like putting Cheney in charge of gun control. It's just wrong." With that Hasselbeck said, "Who would you rather have, Reverend Wright?" (Which has nothing to do with what they're talking about...) After BA-BWA weighed in, the debate became one of gay marriage and civil unions that got the ladies all riled up, but sadly Whoopi had to break it all up to go to commercial, changing topics when they came back.  Seriously, ladies??   I'd watch myself next time I went in for hair and makeup if I were you...


OH no!! This just in... Apparently JEREMY PIVEN's not doing too well... Turns out he's had to abruptly cut his BROADWAY run in SPEED THE PLOW short due to a highly toxic level of mercury poisoning :(

Yikes!! Get well soon, BB!!


So some screencaps from the forthcoming tennis comedy Balls Out: The Gary Houseman Story have leaked online and show a pornstached SEANN WILLIAM SCOTT as a tennis coach with a very stripped down wardrobe.

I don't care how shitty the reviews are for this.   I'm so going to get in on this action!!  Love me some STIFFLER-butt!!

And finally... To wrap things up today... If you ever wondered how what it feels like to hit GW in the face... Then CLICK HERE to find out!!  WARNING: Seeing the site of this douche-nozzle get whacked in the face by a loafer has been known to be extremely addicting!!  Please to enjoy!!

Tonight it's TIMMY's birthday and he wants to keep it low-key so we'll prolly just end up at TEMPTATION @ APPLE for some libations and run-of-the-mill debauchery!!  Should be a blast.   That's all for now ;)