WATCH THE SEAGULLS, SOMETIMES THEY COME A-FLOCKING...

Whoa!!  Did y'all get a load of THE VIEW this morning?!  Wow, now that was huge lineup... I mean as if having MERYL STREEP and AMY ADAMS wasn't enough... They rounded the hour off with CARRIE FISHER who's apparently crazier than ever!!  

Yow-zahh!!  Now that was a busy hour!  But that bit about electro-shock therapy... Yeah... Not too sure about that one, CARRIE...

So the news regarding HUGH JACKMAN hosting the OSCAR's broke today seemingly out of nowhere...

Eh..  At least he'll be fun to look at...

You know, I'm actually glad to hear that WILL FERRELL is setting off on new horizons within his career... 

And since we're not going to be in NYC during January, it's good to know we'll be able to catch it on HBO this spring!

OMG OMG OMG!!  Hot of the heels of the monstrosity that was THE DARK KNIGHT, MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL's latest venture for 2009 is absolutely the most perfect choice for her career!!  


I loves it!!  UNCLE VANYA is like my fave CHEKHOV play, I reckon.  She really knows how to manage her career, doesn't she??

And since it's FRIDAY... Seriously... Can TOM FORD get any sexier??

This article will have both the girls and the guys swooning even more over this hot fashion daddy!!  H-A-W-T-nessss!!

HERE'S WHAT I WEAR TO BED!!

So the GOLDEN GLOBES were announced (I know, I know... It's already that time of year!! How did this happen?!?)  And... I have to say, I'm already kind of over it... Once I saw MILK was snubbed BEST PICTURE I was pretty much done with caring about the rest of it.  You know, this award show was one of my faves back in the 90s when they awarded MADONNA the BEST ACTRESS nod for her *work* in EVITA, but these days... I'm really just over it...

Does anybody else plan on making a point to watch this year's ceremony?!?

So the trailer for the new season of THE REAL WORLD has hit the internets and I have to say... It really brings me back to those early days of the series, you know...  When it was still trying to accomplish something...

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I'm actually quite biased as I have quite the personal investment in this season (confidentiality agreements were signed, can't go much more into it for now...) but I will say...   I think it'll be hard to be disappointed by this season.

On a lighter note... Did y'all hear??  BEYONCE's going on tour, y'all!! 

I wanna go!!  I wanna go!!

OK... So, call me a sick bastard but... This has to be the funniest story I've come across all week...

Ewww.... I can't think of a less enticing place to get my homoerotic hazing on then a CHEESECAKE FACTORY food storage cooler... Blech!

Well it's that time of the year again... Time to announce the TOP 10 VIRAL VIDEOS of 2008...

Hmm... While I definitely agree with some of these (CHRISTIAN THE LION!!  CHRISTIAN THE LION!!), I'm not sure if I agree with all of them... Oh well...

And... Please to enjoy a mash-up of some of the best video moments from 2008 below...

And for the clip of the day...  We got our girl CANDICE CAYNE doing her own take on SINGLE LADIES at THE ABBEY this past Monday.

We're going to a holiday party on Saturday night with CANDIS...  I can't wait!!  

I THOUGHT I LOOKED VERY NATIVE... NORTH AMERICAN IN THIS...

So have y'all noticed they've been having some really good guests on LIVE with REGIS + KELLY this week?!

I usually am out the door by the time the opening host chat part of the show is wrapping up and then just later delete the boring celeb chit-chat interviews, but this week they had some peeps I just really wanted to hear from ;)  It was sooo good to see SIX FEET UNDER alum and overall cutie FREDDY RODRIGUEZ on the other day:

Cuuuuute!!  AMY ADAMS stopped by to talk about DOUBT and briskly deflect REGIS's attempt to pry into her Mormon upbringing... And I'm loving how we're seeing more and more of JASON MRAZ lately.  He made a rare appearance on REGIS + KELLY to hock his new jam (which I'm loving) I'M YOURS:

Which apparently was followed by a CD release party in the BIG APPLE...

Why is he soooo cute?!?!

So congratulations are in order to our sweet, dear little ENRIQUETTA MARTIN, who reportedly is now the proud papi of two beaming baby boys!!

Aaaawww... Our little boy's all grown up!

So you know the year's about to wrap up when you get the ROLLING STONE BEST OF 2008 issue in the mail...  2008 has been a whirlwind, and it really puts everything into perspective when all of the TOP 10 and BEST OF lists come out during the last few weeks of a year.

It's getting to be that time, folks.  I'm putting together my own little TOP MOMENTS in MUSIC of 2008 wrap-up myself that should be posted right before NEW YEARS!!

So remember hearing about how they were developing the CHELSEA HANDLER-helmed miniature web-based series IN THE MOTHERHOOD into a primetime sitcom with none other than MEGAN MULLALLY and CHERYL HINES??  Well, we haven't heard much about it since it was first announced, but apparently the recent word to come from the set is not too promising...

OMG!!  I can't believe they're not getting along!!  I worship MEGAN MULLALLY and I just adore CHERYL HINES and I was soooo excited for this concept... They better work this out before the show airs!

So every now and then I hear about a small, indie project and I realize how far removed I've become from the "small film" scene since my days at SUNDANCE... Anyway, just now hearing about MICHELLE WILLIAMS's performance in the apparently exquisite upcoming WENDY & LUCY is one of those moments where I'm like... "What?!? Why didn't I hear about this project months ago?!?"

Directed by KELLY REICHARDT, who also brought us OLD JOY back in 2006, (which speaking of TOP 10 lists... was hands down one of the TOP 10 films of that year...) this new film promises to be one that lives on with you long after you've left the theater.  I'm really looking forward to checking it out!!

LOL!!  So this is tooo much!!  So, we're no stranger to seeing MISS DAME LIZ TAYLOR out and about in the restaurants and gay bars of WEST HOLLYWOOD... But it was pretty surprising to see our friend JESSE caught by the pap's as he accompanied her out for yet another night on the town... 

Yep!!  That's him in the back, with the grey long sleeve shirt looking none-to-pleased to be caught in the flashbulb crossfire... (Oh please, we all know he loved every minute of it!!)  Anyways, he's her long time care-giver and confidant and if that means every now and then being plastered across the gossip sites then... Oh well, so be it...

I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE ON DYNASTY...

Le sigh... So this story broke all over the innertubes today and I'se just gots to say... It's the hottest news I've heard in a long time... I love it when somethings seem so real they could only be the stuff of fantasy...

OMG... Do they have videotape of this??!!

Speaking of hotness... Are we all loving all of the BROMANCE promos they've started to play all over the MTV?!?

I was just the other day wondering when this long anticipated man-action was going to start airing.... Glad to hear we only have to wait until DECEMBER 29!! Let the games begin!


So last week when we went to see AUSTRALIA, we caught the trailer for what looked to be just a silly little frothy rom-com of a mid-winter romp called BRIDE WARS.

And I've gotta say... It was genuinely the first time I'd seen footage of KATE HUDSON (since ALMOST FAMOUS) where she was actually compelling and sympathetic to watch...  Hmm... I just might go check it out... I mean, with ANNE HATHAWAY involved, you know at least half of the flick will be watchable...  Not to mention, the studio's marketing for this joint is pretty ingenius!

So in case you've been wondering where JARED PADLECKI has been all this time...

YUMMM!!! I was starting to wonder... Good to hear he was simply working on his hotness!

OMG... So, I'm pretty sure I probably went to the worst college in the country... Outside of BJU that is...

Wow... This brings a lot of old bullshit back...


And in case you missed the clip of the week over the weekend on THE SOUP... This shizz was cracking us up...

LOLOLOL!!! I knew there was a reasonable explanation for what really was going down... But it's always fun to pretend!! 

So tonight we're going to see KATHY GRIFFIN at the KODAK tonight with a big group of trannies and circuit queens!! It promises to be a blast!!

I STILL LOOK LIKE A TEENAGER, DON'T I?

So this just seems to be the story that won't go away... I remember first hearing VIVA LA VIDA on my way into work earlier this spring and instantly fell in love. Well... ever since VIVA LA VIDA hit the airwaves and started blowing up, accusations of it being plagiarized just keep on swirling around the band. I was first tuned in to this fiasco when I came across this clip a few months ago...



Well since COLDPLAY has recently been lavished with a number of GRAMMY nominations (no surprise there...) This new new lawsuit has reared its ugly head in the band's direction...



Hmm... Both artists make a convincing case... But aesthetically speaking, I still think that VIVA LA VIDA is a better song IMHO... I guess having a shitload of money and production at your finger tips helps but still...

So I just had to post this bit from MADONNA's recent stop in BUENOS AIRES...



Livvvvve for her!!

So did y'all hear that SHAKZILLA has been approached to perform at OBAMA's inauguration?!?! Yes yes yes!! I hope these reports are true!!

OBAMA just continues to impress me with his style and taste...

So JOHN WATERS, of all people, has recently come out with a TOP 10 FILMS OF 2008 list and it's pretty inneresting..

Hmm... I used to have the time to stay caught up on all the films of the moment (both indie and wide release) during my college and SUNDANCE days but nowadays... I'm still working on my list for 2006...

Aaahh... I miss SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE (is it summer yet??) But it looks like CANADA is having it's turn right now and they're being treated to some hot, hot man action!!



Absolute yums!! Looks like a trip to CANADA is long overdue ;)

And since we're on the topic of man candy... Let's check back in with our favorite BRITISH body builder.



Flawless.

THIS IS AN OVER-SIZED TOP...

So we were introduced today to a hilarious and encouraging musical satire regarding the RELIGIOUS RIGHT's meddling in the passing of PROP 8...

I love how everybody's in this... It was only a matter of time until something like this came along, and there are sure to be many more to come!

On a similar note... All's I got's to say is... You make the bed...



... You lie in it... In other words, you reap what you sow and by their fruits you shall know them ;)

So this is some fun and exciting news!!

Not much else that needs to be said on this one except... Legalize!!

OK, I admit... I'm soo going to be tiVoing RUPAUL's new reality competition show!!

This scenario definitely has the potential of being borderline amazing...

OMG.. So I haven't found a moment yet to mention the pop-culture phenomenomena that is SPAGHETTI CAT... But this thing has already started to blow up like nobody's business!!



You know you've made it when there's a tribute video on YOUTUBE!!  We'll definitely be keeping a close eye on this (spaghetti...) cat...

MY TUMMY DOES NOT HAVE ANY SUPPORT RIGHT NOW, THAT'S JUST ME...

So it's official!! BARACK has officially *tapped* HILLARY CLINTON as his SECRETARY OF STATE and I got nothing but love and pride for my girl, HILLARY...

Loves it!! This next 8 years could very well be pretty incredible for the American people...

So it's getting to be the time of the year when all of the TOP 10 LISTS for 2008 start to be released.

I've been putting together my own personal lists in music, movies and possibly TV. The ROLLING STONE edition where they compile all of their TOP 10 lists should be coming out soon as well, so 2008 is deffo coming to a close...

So what the f*@# happened with AUSTRALIA??! I'm finding the news of its anticlimactic release pretty incredible...

This movie was supposed to have it all... What went wrong? I personally was enraptured throughout its almost 3 hours but... I almost voted for KERRY in 2004 so what do I know...


So it should come as no surprise that I love me some SEAN PENN...

As if we needed anymore reasons to love him, the word that he had actually requested more sexy-time scenes in MILK just puts my admiration for him through the roof!! It's a crime against humanity that I have yet to see this movie, but my BF won't let me go until our boy MARKIE (who appears as SYLVESTER in the film) is free to accompany us.. Looks like this weekend the stars will align and my thirst to finally envelope myself in this film will finally be quenched!!

Anyways... That's it for today. Peace, bitches.