Monday, December 1, 2008

IT WAS ABSOLUTELY DELICIOUS!

Yes yes yes!! This morning it became official, bitches!! HILLARY CLINTON will be joining forces with BARACK OBAMA in his cabinet as SECRETARY OF STATE!! 



Loves it!

So, PINK's new CD was like the soundtrack to our recent THANKSGIVING holiday in PV. So how perfect was it to come home, exhausted and cracky from 4 days of partying and settling in to last MONDAY's much ballyhooed episode of THE HILLS and be treated to the next single off the album, SOBER, soundtracking us through the final shots?? So how stoked was I to discover that the equally exquisite video for SOBER has already been released as well??



Simply gorgeous! Seriously, sometimes heartache and broken relationships produce some of the best material!! 

That's all.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

I'M ALSO PART OF A CHIPPEPEAN TRIBE...

Damn!!  We're getting hit with all kinds of amazing rumors this week!!  High on the heels of that ANN COULTER rumor... We get this juicy tidbit regarding BOBBY + WHITNEY possibly gittin' back together!! 

Oh please let this be true!!  If for no other reason then scoring us another season of BEING BOBBY BROWN!!


OMG... So I just caught up with the ep from last week of PARIS HILTON'S BFF and I'm truly shocked that KAYLEY got eliminated!!  And it's all thanks to her ex EZRA who we actually met a few weekends ago at a birthday party!!  He's super hot in person, gorgeous eyes, raised Mormon and rumor has it... He's "over girls..."  So we'll deffo be keeping an eye on that one ;)


Anyway, I'm sure KAYLEY will be just fine...  She's all over town already livvving!!  From what I hear, that big ol' tranny and I would get along ;)


Kind of a frantic post as we're running around getting all ready for PUERTO VALLARTA!!  We head down tomorrow morning and will be there through SUNDAY!!  Should be full of debauchery and the like.  Can't wait!  PIX definitely to come!

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

I'M REALLY, REALLY GOOD WITH SCISSORS. I'LL TELL YOU THAT MUCH...


OMG OMG OMG
!! So we woke up today to what very well could be the best news ever!!



I *hope* the rumors are true!!  Talk about karma!!


So why do so many women seem to have such a hang-up with NICOLE KIDMAN??  The reviews for AUSTRALIA are in, and they're not very impressive :( But I think it has a lot more to do with the critical communities own hang-ups rather than any actual validity.  For example, this bitch doesn't know what she's talking about!



She said it herself, women just don't get NICOLE, just like I don't get women (sexually...)


So... There's more elaboration hitting the news media regarding JUSTIN-BOBBYgate that actually really adds some extra insight into the world at large surrounding THE HILLS.

Really helps flesh everything out, doesn't it?  I don't think I'll ever get tired of this bullshizz.  And I've said it before... I lovvvvve when people get all intellectual up on it!

So, say what you will... But I'm gonna go ahead and tiVO ROSIE'S UPCOMING VARIETY SHOW airing this week...

Say what you will, but I personally got nothing but love for ROSIE . I'm not sure if I'll have time to tune in religiously, but I'll give the premiere a shot. I wish her all the best!


Soooo... I'm obviously excited to catch MILK (after what feels like an eternity of waiting...) and there's such a flood of info hitting the media at the moment that I thought I'd simply link to this comprehensive glimpse at what to expect:



So excited to finally watch it!!


So this is the weekend that BRIT-BRIT's long anticipated MTV-contrived documentary, FOR THE RECORD hits our tiVo's... And I've got to say... I'm actually pretty excited to watch it.

This is actually a really smart move for her career.  A good, hearty media effort to humanize her is exactly what this girl needs!


And on that note, I got to wrap things up with this juicy vid from a recent DIRK BIKKEMBERGS video shoot! 



Sexiest clip of the day ever!!  Loves it.  To find out more about DIRK and his hot, German designs, CLICK HERE.

Monday, November 24, 2008

THESE BOOTS DON'T FIT!!

Aaaahh... The news of NO DOUBT coming back together and heading out on tour brings me back to being a high school sophomore!! 

That was a good year...


So has anybody caught the new thing OPRAH's doing on Fridays??  Apparently she's trying to get a VIEW-esque panel going each Friday, and turns out... Her go-to male seems to be one MR. MARC CONSUELOS-RIPA!!  

God, he is sooo MR. PERFECT!!  Damn, I’m gonna have to start tiVo-ing Friday editions of OPRAH!!


And did everybody catch PINK and SARAH MCLACHLAN's duet/redux of ANGEL on the AMA's last night??



Exquisite!!  SARAH MCLACHLAN has always been one of my faves and PINK is just killing these days!! Not only did she deliver with this duet, she also brought it with her own performance of her newest single, SOBER, which I've already gushed about on here at length!!  I guess it's true what they say... It's the best of times, it's the worst of times.

That's all.

Sunday, November 23, 2008

THE LOOK THIS SEASON IS CLOTHES THAT DON'T FIT CORRECTLY.

So how excited are we all about the newly announced NICOLE KIDMAN/CHARLIZE THERON project where they play Lezbian lovers??

I mean... This thing has clout written all over it... It's sure to be amazing!! Can't wait to follow its development as it comes into being!


Speaking of which, a lot of y'all out there don't know this, but there was also a recent pairing of (local WeHo) superstars that did not go unnoticed... Muscleman extraordinaire (and by all accounts, curiously hetero) ZEB ATLAS & seen everywhere go-go boy and PLAYGIRL model ADAM KILLIAN recently paired up in what ended up being the most talked about gay porn sex scene of the year



Flawless!!  YAY for man sex!!


Speaking of gay porn and man sex... Did y’all catch Zaquisha on Regis + Kelly this morning? Well he was plugging this old rehash of a movie he’s in called 17 AGAIN so I decided to do a little research and came across these little gems!!

This is so not fair!!

Did y’all catch O’Douchebag on THE VIEW this morning??



As anticipated, it got pretty outta control!! And can I just say again... I heart me some JOY BEHAR!!


You know, we haven’t heard from our girl KRISTEN CAVELLARI in a while but I’m glad to report she’s apparently doing just fine ;)

Uh! LUCKYYY!!


So, this is something I never understood...  FOX NEWS, for being as heavy handed and manipulative of a news source as one could possibly imagine, never really puts its 2 cents in about the obviously left leaning programming on its primetime network’s affiliates.  Until now… 


Leave it to THE FAMILY GUY!! Holla!!

IT'S WINTER, SO I WEAR PANTYHOSE WITH MY OPEN-TOED SANDALS...


So I liked this past season of NEW YORK GOES TO HOLLYWOOD (as staged as it was) but what I loved was its opening segment!! 



First of all, it introduced the masses to LITTLE JACKIE, who deserves as much recognition as she can get, and secondly, it was just sooo fun watching her reinterpret iconic moments in HOLLYWOOD-ness!!  I will always have mad love for NEW YORK, but I gotta say... I dunno... I'm starting to feel like her welcome is just about to have run it's course... We'll see what she comes up with next, I guess...


So AMY SEDARIS never ceases to bring me the mad LOL's, and her new project promises to be no exception!  Did y'all catch her on CHELSEA LATELY the other week??  She was killlling me!!



CLassic AMY!!


How excited are we all about TARANTINO’s new movie, INGLORIOUS BASTARDS?!?   I was watching some footage the other day from KILL BILL and I was reminded how enigmatic of a film maker he is.   

I can’t wait to see what he creates with this one.   Not to mention the cast is going to be bananas!! 


So I've been praising KRISTEN WIIG's talents for over a year now so I love how our friends over at tvsquad compiled a TOP 10 LIST of KRISTEN WIIG MOMENTS ON SNL for our enjoyment!  

CLICK HERE to treat yourself to an afternoon of absolute high-larity!!


So have you all been able to treat yourselves to the first opening scene of NAILIN' PAYLIN, or THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING?? 



It's actually kinda hot, don't you think?  I kinda love it, actually!  It makes me want to go out and find a copy of the whole thing for my private collection, in spite of all the kaslopis that's sure to be featured throughout...


Speaking of hotness... I just wanted to completely gratuitously feature German Olympic Gymnast FABIAN HAMBUECHEN (who if you remember got quite close to American gymnast JONATHAN HORTON during the games) and this hot shot of him parcipating in some German Diving Reality Competition.  

I lovvvvve him. Le sighhhh...


And finally, I thought I'd wrap this post up with the amazing news that...

It definitely looks like one of my favorite movies of 2007, ONCE, is making its way to BROADWAY and for once, this is a revival or stage adaptation that I can really feel excited about!  Sounds f-ing great!  Can't wait to see how it all unfolds...

I EAT SO MUCH FOWL, I SHIT FEATHERS..

So are we lovin’ the HUFFPOST’s new feature where they highlight the “SHERRI SHEPHERD moment of the day."

LOLOL!! Yes, now we can all revel in the profundities that come out of this great mind almost every morning on THE VIEW. CLICK HERE to enjoy a classic Sherri moment all to yourself. Poor thing. The good Lord really didn’t bless her with much of a brain, did he?


I stumbled across a DAILY SHOW rerun the other day, from before the election... And was reminded just how off-the-chain JON STEWART was during the last few months before the election! Remember how genius his take on that whole "OBAMA is a celebrity therefore he's a terrorist" commerical that MCCAIN released during the campaign?



Is John McCain retarded? Seriously... Knocking the daughter of one of your highest profile donors?? Really, MCCAIN?? Thanks to the addition of SARAH PALIN as his running mate, this man’s candidacy already appears like it will simply be remembered for nothing more than the worst run campaign in modern memory.


And as the year wraps up I'm thinking back on some of the crazy news that broke into our culture. Remember how craaaazy this shit was??!!



Yo, that shit was craaaazzzy...


OMG, so this past season on WEEDS... HUNTER PARRISH was lookin' might fine!! I was saying this since he returned at the beginning of last season, but this season he’s even more off the chain hot!!

They took down all of the stills you could find of him online, but CLICK HERE to stream a bunch of video of his hottie semi-neckidness in action!! Mm-mm-mmmm!! I’m lovin’ me some HP!

Speaking of *stars* I love, I came across this great little article about MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL the other day...

Actually... It's pretty inneresting to hear what she has to say as she seems to look at THE DARK KNIGHT through a very similar lens as I do...


And to wrap things up for today... I thought I'd close out with CAZWELL's most recent video-ode to the one, the only... BEYONCE!!



LOLOLOL!! I've had this weird crush/fascination with CAZWELL since I saw him live over a year ago here in WEHO. He definitely never fails to deliver!!

No, no... That wasn't a question ;)