I DON'T BLINK! THAT'S A HUGE PART OF FASHION...

So probably one of my TOP 5 MOMENTS from this past CIRCUS of an ELECTION was the news that HUSTLER was going to rush together a XXX take on the SARAH PALIN mystique entitled, WHO’s NAILIN PAYLIN. You can watch some fun little new clips covering this post-everything phenomenon and link to all kinds of clips and PG-13 footage from the movie below.



I gotta say... The fantasy of two drunk RUSSIANS running out of gas in front of my house and coming in for refuge and a bangin' tag team is pretty damn HOT!!

Speaking of hot news... YESSSS!! MEN ON A MISSION is back again for 2009 and releasing yet another calendar in spite of everything!!


Ugh, but after learning about their latest intimidations and threats to "discipline"... I just gotta say, I am so so so over the Mormon church!! Blah!!

OK, so we all saw these pix all over the internet a few weeks back right? 

Damn you MILEY!! Why do you get to have everything?!? I want to be invited over for some homoerotic man-boy play too!!


So as we rush through the last quarter of the year towards the end of it all, some great new music keeps popping up. Sometimes a song is just fun and gets you moving, makes you feel good and happy about your day, and other times these songs turn into a pop-culture GOLIATH waiting to be unleashed on us all. This new stroke of geniusity from THE BEYONCE FACTORY OF UNTOUCHABLE FEROCITY is more an example of the latter...



I love the feeling of first glimpsing a piece of pop art that you instantaneously recognize is going to be iconic in its overall being. You know that spoofs, take-offs, mash-ups and tributes are frantically being pieced together all over the country as we sit here now.

So it should also be well noted that I am pretty secretly obsessed with NEPHI, UTAH's very own BRANDON FLOWERS and most of what THE KILLERS put out there. Their new single from their long awaited album does anything but disappoint. And while they have yet to release an official video for this single, I did find this fascinating amateur bit that really just did the trick for me.

Isn't that gorgeous? And so simple and familiar yet somehow wholly original and profound. Loves it!