GIVE YOURSELF A CHEST CAMEL-TOE

So did anybody else kinda get a case of the LOL's from BW's long distance appearance on THE VIEW this morning ?!?!

Did anybody else find this a little BRAVE NEW WORLD?... I guess she just couldn't resist being a part of the Blagojevich circus... Can't say I don't blame her. But seriously, it was like we were treated to a glimpse into the future, a day when BW is kept alive by some futuristic computer hologram-robot invention.

So according to all hitherto accounts, THE WOLVERINE is going to prove to be one of the sexiest, homo-licking good movies of the year! We've all seen plenny of shots of Hugh Jackman rockin' his hot boddy all over the beaches of OZ and beyond, and now with these recent shots of Ryan Reynolds (who's been rockin' my world for a few years now) we are certainly in store for a hot time, aren't we kids?

Yummo, indeed! Sign me up!

So last night I was woken up by a bout of insomnia at 2AM and after popping half a Xanax and still being wired, I decided to try to doze off to a NETFLIX I'd received, Public Fears in Private Places.

So I've had this film on my queue for nearly a year and a half and I was glad to finally getting around to it. Considering the circumstances, however, I'm probably not in any place to fully respond to it. Most films I'm fighting to stay awake these days so of course leave it to this film to keep me up for its entire 2 hour run in the middle of the night as I desperately tried to fight for some shut eye. The film was solid, but not amazing. Maybe there was a lot lost in translation, maybe it was just me, but it definitely didn't grab me by the throat and pull me in. It reeked of French nouveau filmmaking and its setting in a freakishly deep Parisian snowfall didn't help to breathe any life into the milieu of it all. I was surprised to find out (after the fact) that this film was actually an adaptation of one of my favorite Brit playwright's works, Alan Ayckbourn. There was almost no trace of Ayckbournwhatsoever in this joint, and maybe that's why it just never hit the mark. But hey, at least it kept me awake... Even though that's exactly the opposite of what I wanted at the time... (C+)

So I gotta say, last night's ep of The Simpsons was one of the best they've had this season. I found it incredible how after all these years, the team is still finding ways to evolve and remain creative.

I was touched by how much time it actually spent delving into Lisa's character developement. There was something very raw and personal about this ep. Anyway, turns out some people weren't likin' it and apparently The Simpsons team is getting a bunch of flack for going out on a limb and trying to create something new. Weird. Some people shouldn't be allowed to publish...

So this week in REAL WORLD BROOKLYN land looks like it's going to be a rough one.  Click here to check out a sneak peak at an episode that will delve deeper into Sarah's back story. This is going to be a hard one for me to watch. Sarah is a total sweetheart and an amazingly centered and wise beyond her years young woman and this ep looks pretty damn raw. We shall see what all the fuss is about this Wednesday..

And finally, did y'all catch former MTV veejay and gay porn star Simon Rex rockin' a porn stache on CHELSEA LATELY last night?  Good to see him still kickin' around, still sexy after all these years... Loves it!