LET THE HOTNESS BEGIN!

So there's no question I'M A TOTAL OLYMPICS JUNKIE!!! I was lucky enough to have the opportunity to go to the 1984 LA SUMMER GAMES back in the early years of the REAGAN ADMINISTRATION and I've been hooked ever since ;) I remember being emotionally overwhelmed as an 8 year old when the SEOUL GAMES came to a close, falling in love with BARCELONA as the springboard divers did their thing with the breath-taking SAGRADA FAMILIA in the background, and of course I remember being riveted to the television as KERRI STRUG pulled through with the unthinkable in ATLANTA. In fact, the SALT LAKE CITY WINTER OLYMPICS were the setting and therefore a catalyst for one of my life's major decisions... Anyway needless to say, I CAN'T WAIT TO CATCH AS MANY GLIMPSES AS I CAN of what's to come in BEIJING!!


I caught the OPENING CEREMONIES while I was visiting my parents in PORTLAND this weekend and needless to say they were out of this world brilliant.


CLICK HERE to catch a rendering of it all in just a minute! Of course... THIS BREAKING STORY kind of makes you wonder what other shady business THE THEY have been up to behind the scenes...


So what I'm loving the most this year in BEIJING is all the MALE HAWTNESS that seems to be showing up!!  How ridiculously porno-rific were the MALE SYNCHRONIZED DIVERS?!?!?  MATTY and I were squealing like school girls at some of the diver's hotnesses.  I think the GERMANS stood out the most, but we were also feeling our HOMETEAM girls the AMERICANS (who were so obviously sleeping together...), we were into half of the RUSSIAN duo but the other half looked a little skerrry and we were even kind of into the CUTE LITTLE TWINKY BRITS.


Speaking of diving... How gorgeous is GOLD MEDAL WINNING MATTHEW MITCHAM??!!?


Way to go, sweety!! Making us proud ;)


And then there's MICHAEL FUCKING PHELPS... What else is there to say that hasn't already been said?!?!?  I mean not only is the man superhuman, but IMHO he is really looking hella good these days. =)


I'm loving the extra added muscle he packed into his picture perfect swimmers frame.  Although I do have to say... I'm really missing the days of the SPEEDO!!! Some haters may think he's a bonafide BUTT-HIS FACE... But I think it just gives him character!  Of course... We can't forget this brilliant piece of journalism...


Ummm... Is that a rhetorical question?!?! Duhhhh...


Speaking of HOTNESSES... I'm thinking one of the most memorable pieces of eye candy hailed from CANADA... How amazing was yummy JARED CONNAUGHTON?!?!?



What else is there to be said??! HOTTEST UNDEREXPOSED ATHLETE OF THE GAMES perhaps?!?


And then there's those gymnast boys... Yum. Yum. Yum!!!  First of all, way to go US MEN!!! Go BRONZE! And isn't individual SILVER MEDAL winning JONATHAN HORTON just adorable?!?


I love it!!! He so looks like he came straight of the set with RANDY BLUE or something!!! I'm secretly obsessed... XOXO.


But enough with the hotness... How much did ya'll just wanna run up to OUR HONORARY NATIONAL LITTLE NUGGET SHAWN JOHNSON and pinch her little chipmunk cheeks?!?!   Still, despite her unfortunate name... NASTIA LIUKIN really emerged as the US WOMEN's GOLDEN GIRL.


Class act!!  And while we're on the subject... LOLOLOL!!!  THIS CLIP from CHELSEA LATELY was exactly what I was thinking while watching those weird intrusive eaves-dropping bits they played of the girls between routines... Please to enjoy.


So I could go on for hours but instead, just CLICK HERE for the most comprehensive collection of BEIJING OLYMPICS FEVER!!


That's all.