THIS BIRD HAS FLOWN.

So I'm experiencing major KELLY RIPA withdrawals this week as she's out on her annual AUGUST VACAY. :(

In her absence however, I did love hearing THIS NEWS today!!!  


YES YES YESSSS to this!!! I fuckin' love that my fantasy-husaband MARK CONSUELOS will be officiating that wedding!!

1) I had no idea he was licensed.
2) I had no idea he was in cahoots with STERN.

HOTNESS!


So is it just me or is BRIT BRIT finally becoming interesting again... First, there were those RUSSELL BRAND VMA promos with the 900 pound elephant in the room, then that OK magazine interview where she proves herself remarkably lucid and now with the rumors that she'll be back to perform at the VMA's this year, I'm really starting to feel her again!!

                                

Cute!!


YAAAYY!! How excited are we for MARGARET CHO's new reality show to air?!?!


This show's gonna be so MAY-JAH!! And it already looks sooo funny!!! (Did any of ya'll catch MARGARET and her new "assistant" SELENE on CHELSEA LATELY last night?!?!?) It already looks like it's heading in a more light-hearted direction than MY LIFE ON THE D-LIST has been lately.   As much as I lurrrrve KATHY, it just seems D-LIST is heading in a more and more poignant direction than really being funny anymore, not that there's anything wrong with that!   It's just refreshing to get some funny back!


While we're on the topic of reality whores, how much are we just loVVVVing having NEW YORK back and in action?!?!  Her return to the tele kinda came out of nowhere for me, but it deffo caught my attention with a vengeance as soon as I caught a glimpse of those high-larious promo's VH1 was running leading up to the premiere.  Did any of ya'll catch 'em??!  I especially loved the WIZARD OF OZ one!!

 
                                 

Well, I'm sold! I know where I'll be Monday nights!!


Speaking of TRANNIES... It seems their type are popping up all over the tele these days!!  First we were introduced last week to DIDDY's faaaaabb-ulous tranny-licious aspiring assistant, LAVERNE COX, and now we got one coming at us on this next season of ANTM!!!


Hollah!!! And, my beloved CAZWELL has been getting more attention these days with his new jam: I SAW BEYONCE AT BURGER KING.

                                 

LOLOLOL!!! It's soo good to see him get out there more. I've been following him ever since I first saw him live at RANDY BLUE night at HOT DOGS back in the day!! I'm excited to see where he'll take us next.


This recently announced movie better be amAAAzing!!  


TENNESEE WILLIAMS is hands down one of my all time favorite obsessions from the 20th century and dare I say, one of my muses.  I say they cast JEFFREY WRIGHT in the lead role and send him straight to OSCAR glory... Whatta ya'll say?

So this AMEX commercial featuring my girl BEYONCE and middle America's favorite lesbian, ELLEN, has been playing for a few months now. I caught it last night again and was reminded how absolutely epic it really is!

                                        

Genius!